this summer is turning out splendidly! having just returned from a super fun mini tour to calgary and shambhala with our good friends the frosted tipz, we are now eagerly awaiting our debut in the lovely city of saskatoon, saskatchewan. our best friend shuyler jansen will be hosting us and the lazy mks will be rockin’ it as well. fun! next up will be another debut, this time in vancouver at the anza club with our friends from north country fair: the top drawers. we’re hoping to play a show or two in victoria as well….

hope everyone is having a fun summer! can’t wait to see you!

xo the secretaries

p.s. don’t forget, we have vintage re-worked t-shirts in all styles and sizes for sale! lotsa boys/mens cowboy shirts coming!

we will be playing a very special show with our very special pals, headband, on july 8th at the empress ale house at 82nd ave and 99st in edmonton. we have all sorts of shenanigans planned and will be bringing t-shirts, buttons and cds for y’all to buy. can’t wait to see you! xo

after a nearly five month break we are back and playing tonight at the ARTery. don’t miss this superfun “peepshow of prairie perversion”! meat bikini will rock your socks (and pants) off with the likes of norm in his underwear and bebop cortez. the pesticide girls! hot chicks on accordian! the nihilist burlesque of miss kristine nutting!

see you there!

xoxo

monday night at the black dog on whyte avenue in edmonton! the secretaries will be playing AND djing! rock and roll plus dance party equals true love. sleemans drink specials!

the secretaries have a 4 song demo recording for sale! each cd has unique hand-podged artwork created by the secretaries. only ten dollars. get’em at shows or contact info@thesecretaries.com and we’ll arrange to get one to you….