“The rocking-est band currently playing in Edmonton–sort of Heart meets Sabbath, but much cuter.” -Tom Murray, See Magazine, Best of 2006

the secretaries are…

Amy van Keeken: guitar, vocals, recorder, percussion, Robot Ass Slap

Colleen Brown: bass, vocals, Percussive Ankle Twist

Natasha Fryzuk: drums, “vocals”, percussion, Masked Floor Hump

We love…

70s Heart, tequila, all night record listening/living room dance parties, Olivia Newton John, Thin Lizzy, The Darkness, AC/DC, feathers, art nouveau, puppies, sparkly jewelry, masks, wicked moves, the forest, Deep Purple, The Clash, The Sonics, BILLY JOEL/GLASS HOUSES, Neil Young, dark places, did we mention tequila?